My New Favorite Nude Polish: OPI Dulce De Leche

I've waited nearly a month to post my OPI Dulce De Leche review because something traumatic happened while I wore it last month. Yes, I had the same rosy nude manicure on when I tried to set my cousin-in-law's kitchen on fire, but that is not what I'm referring to. (sigh) Ok, I'll be brave. Here it is: I took my dog to a new dog park, and a Weimaraner peed on me. I'll wait for you to compose yourself.

It was awful. The dog came up next to me and as I pet it, it lifted it's grey dog leg solemnly. I was quick to move out of the way, but it was too late. The pee pee had made its way onto my shoe shoes. The dog scampered off, probably relieved because he had just relieved his full bladder on me.

I vented loudly, making my unease known as my husband and inlaws reveled in my despair, "There is no way this dog hasn't done this to someone else before. This dog should not be allowed at the dog park if the owner doesn't want to watch it." I side eyed the owner viscously, hoping my passive aggressive attack had reached its mark. Nay, they were too busy chatting with someone else, probably exchanging pleasantries about how their dog likes to shit on other people's lawns so they don't have to pick it up.

It was then that I realized: I'm a breedist. I'm prejudiced against Weimaraners. 

I will explain. The neighbors up the street from us have a Weimaraner that has been shitting on our front lawn for the past decade. They let their deaf, and probably mostly blind dog wander the neighborhood, leaving giant horse sized turds in his wake. Attention, aging-Weimaraner owners who don't care that their dog could get hit by a car: cease and desist.

I realize pee pee Weimaraner and horse turd Weimaraner are not the same dog, but darn it this whole breed looks the same to me. What I need to tell myself is that the dog at the dog park was probably trying to claim me because he liked my odor, and the neighborhood dog was probably just trying to show our family how much he loved our lawn. Maybe he's got a tough home life. Who am I to judge.

Oh right, this is supposed to be a nail polish review? Okay, well, OPI's Dulce De Leche is indeed my new favorite nude. My skin is olive toned and it matched perfectly. It has some pink in it, so it won't make you look like a corpse (come on, you know some of those greige-y nudes give you corpse nails).

Five pennies for you, Dulce De Leche. None for you, bad dog-owners.