10 Reasons Why the Bathroom is the Scariest Room in the House

1. you're usually alone
2. you're often naked and vulnerable
3. it is the one room in the house where it is acceptable to have a lack windows or adequate emergency exits
4. said lack of windows = potential for pitch black horror horror oh the horror
5. toilets = a pipeline to unlimited sewer gremlins that will bite your butt
6. mirrors = a gateway to hell
7. showers and face washings force you to close your eyes for periods of time
8. showers are humid, claustrophobia-inducing closets with great potential for "accidental" neck breaking
9. running water provides the perfect white noise for masking poltergeists
10. sometimes spiders crawl back up the drain

I wrote this immediately after showering immediately after watching The Conjuring.

Happy Halloween